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Sunday, August 17, 2008

I SAW U: Rabid Cyclist

You: red-faced, balding, possibly homeless 40-70 year old caucasian male riding a rickety blue bike with nesting supplies hanging off it.
Me: 30 year-old male, cargo shorts, rap hat, holding two dogs, diving onto the grass nearby to avoid collision.

Our eyes met for one fleeting moment as you swerved away from the empty path and directly towards me, growling like the new Batman, "OPEN YOUR EYES, FREEEAAAK!"

Need a place to sleep? Let's meet up so I can find out if and why you were talking to me that way.

When: Thursday, August 14, 2008, 4:46pm.
Where: Waterfront Park walking path.

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1 comment:

Lorna said...

Can you write of these about the heartless policeman who snapped at me to "Quite rubbernecking and look at the road!" when I glanced to my side to make sure the poor soul on the side of the road was not one of my Hood-To-Coast in-law runners? I tried not to cry at the end of a long long day.