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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

I SAW U: Express Lane Checkout Check Out

You: voice of lion, gut of elephant, obnoxious Boost phone
Me: straining to hear the cashier explain how to swipe my credit card
I'm sorry my transaction disrupted your life story.
Let's reenact it, but this time, you with more discretion and I with cash.

When: Monday, September 22, 2008
Where: Albertsons in Gresham

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1 comment:

Man-Made Mammon said...

dawg, you gotta record these for the "hear me speak" section or nobody's gonna flirt with you.